People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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