Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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