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I CAN MOONWALK!
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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