Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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