Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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