Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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