fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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