Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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