i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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