the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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