I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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