what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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