I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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