was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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