So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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