she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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