yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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