Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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