You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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