I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
