just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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