You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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