he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i just google imaged poop.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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