he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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