I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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