Your dad touched me again.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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