I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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