So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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