So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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