if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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