Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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