i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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