shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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