So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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