My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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