So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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