what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
your like the ambassador to my penis.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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