Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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