a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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