I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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