Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I intend to get homeless drunk
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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