i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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