We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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