don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
And then he peed in my hair
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