On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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