Small penises have feelings too.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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