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got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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