ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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