This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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