I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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